SMIRK says that hospitality is the virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain people who are not in need of food and lodging. What the heck—invite them anyway, just be sure that they have a sense of humor and bring good wine.

You know, one glass of wine counts as a serving of fruit. A. Whitney Brown said “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, but because I hate plants.” Something to think about. Remember—pie fixes everything. AF